The Health AuditYour GP has 12 minutes.
I have as long as it takes.
One clear-eyed look at what's actually going on in your body. Functional bloodwork, interpreted properly, built into a plan that's actually yours. Then you get on with your life.
Is this for you?
The Health Audit is for women who are done guessing.
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You've done the research, tried the supplements, cleaned up your diet. You're not looking for more things to try, you're looking for the actual answer.
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You've read everything and now you have ten different theories about what's wrong. You want one clear-eyed person to look at the actual data and tell you what's real.
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Something has changed in the last year or two- energy, weight, mood, cycle, and you can't put your finger on why. You're not sick. You're just not yourself.
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You're done with protocols built for someone else. You want a plan built around your body specifically, and the data to back it up.
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You've been told your bloods are normal but you still don't feel normal..and you're done accepting that as an answer.
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You feel okay right now and you want to keep it that way. You'd rather know your baseline than wait for symptoms to give you a reason to look.
If you recognise yourself in any of these- you're in the right place.
What's included
Everything in one program. Nothing you don't need.
The follow-up bloodwork is included in the cost. Because seeing what actually shifted matters.
Your retest panel is included so you can see exactly what moved, in numbers, before you're signed off.
What we actually test
The full picture. Not the standard screen.
A standard Medicare panel is a screening tool. It's designed to detect disease,not to tell you why you feel the way you feel. This is different.
Panel is tailored to each client, not every marker applies to every person. Additional testing can be added where relevant.
How it works
Start to finish. No guessing about the process either.
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Book + intake
You book via email or after a discovery call. A detailed intake form goes out before we meet so we use our time well.
Before we begin
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Initial consultation
60 minutes. Your full picture: history, symptoms, patterns. I order your bloodwork at the end of this call.
Week 1
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Results + plan
Results are back, interpreted properly, and built into your personalised plan. We walk through it together so you understand everything.
Weeks 2–3
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Execute
You implement the plan with fortnightly check-ins and shared workspace support. Adjustments made as we go.
Weeks 3–10
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Retest + sign-off
We retest the key markers, review what's shifted, and sign you off with your baseline documented. Done.
Week 12
Investment
Still have questions? That's what the discovery call is for.
15 minutes. No obligation. We'll figure out together whether The Health Audit is the right fit for where you are right now.